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was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

low key i feel that the vileness of the enemy is often understated

every man who says women have it easier because they can make porn when financially unstable legitimately have to kill themselves I am 100% serious

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK