Unmute for ARE YOU SLAPPIN'

“Focus in the present” girl… everything is happening at the same time

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

🧅🫑🌶️🥓🧀🥓🌶️🫑🧅 made the mutuals a kebab

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

in tumblr culture the "unemployed" were reveared as a sort of poet/warrior class.

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

five year plan? have a good day. plans this weekend? have a good day. why i’m doing what i’m doing? bc i wanna have a good day. it is all about having a good day. nothing’s as precious as the present moment. neither the past nor the future. therefore i will make sure to spend it having a good day

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

im a grown woman i dont feel the childish need for acceptance that i craved in my youth anymore. shaking and gripping the sink