tiffy sees in color, not in black and white

Anyone up for some Dorian Pavus fanfiction from David Gaider?

listen the two things i hate drawing the most are a) men and b) specific resemblances, but sometimes you’ve got to spend several weeks working on weird portraits of the queer eye boys as dnd characters i guess?? i loved working on these so much even though i did the thing i always did where i start with the one i’m most excited about first and then that turns out the shittiest since i improve as i go (sorry karamo).

Slytherin

“Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?” “It varies from moment to moment.”

“Darling, you have no idea what’s possible.”

“You do seem like you’re in desperate need of leadership.”

“I’m upset! I’m very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that’s the mindset that I’m in. And you know who I’m blaming?”

“You’re officially pardoned… from life!”

“It hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.”

Ravenclaw

“Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn’t print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I’m actually organizing another revolution. I don’t know if you’d be interested in something like that? Do you reckon you’d be interested?”

“Piss off, ghost!”

“Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. NO! NOOO!”

“The revolution has begun!”

“I guess I’ll have to go it alone. Like I’ve always done.”

Hufflepuff

“Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you.”

“You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.”

“No, I don’t have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email.”

“Whatever she is, we can stop her, together. We can face her, together.”

“Yeah, it’s called the… uh… Revengers!”

“Hey, man. I’m Korg. We’re gonna get outta here. Wanna come?”

Gryffindor

“A creepy old man cut my hair off!”

“You’re in my seat!”

“I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because’s that what heroes do.”

“Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I’m very popular.”

“I know what you’re thinking. Oh, no. Thor’s in a cage. How did this happen?“

Here are some interesting facts about him:

He basically saved public television. In 1969 the government wanted to cut public television funds. Mister Rogers then went to Washington where he gave an amazing merely six minute speech. By the end of the speech not only did he charm the hostile Senators, he got them to double the budget they would have initially cut down. The whole thing can be found on youtube, a video called “Mister Rogers defending PBS to the US Senate.”

“Certain fundamentalist preachers hated him because, apparently not getting the “kindest man who ever lived” memo, they would ask him to denounce homosexuals. Mr. Rogers’s response? He’d pat the target on the shoulder and say, “God loves you just as you are.” Rogers even belonged to a “More Light” congregation in Pittsburgh, a part of the Presbyterian Church dedicated to welcoming LGBT persons to full participation in the church.”

According to a TV Guide piece on him, Fred Rogers drove a plain old Impala for years. One day, however, the car was stolen from the street near the TV station. When Rogers filed a police report, the story was picked up by every newspaper, radio and media outlet around town. Amazingly, within 48 hours the car was left in the exact spot where it was taken from, with an apology on the dashboard. It read, “If we’d known it was yours, we never would have taken it.”

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it