Psst, you need a Minecraft server?

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

wagging my finger and everything

talk to the mage hand

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Unofficial Autism Post

cutting your own hair is fun because a) if you mess it up you can tell people "well, i did it myself" and they will instantly understand that they should not be holding your haircut to hairdresser standards b) if you DONT mess it up then whenever you get a compliment on your hair you can say 'thanks, i did it myself!' and they will think you are even cooler than you already are. trust me works every time.

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.