TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

Get your reblogs in while you can bc I'm about to turn them off

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

i will replace chatgpt

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

In fact I might even say the ONLY public figures I engage with as celebrities are the muppets if I saw a famous person I'd be like oh cool I recognize them and then move on in my life. if I met Gonzo I'd go crazy.

People will be so mean to teenagers do you literally not remember what it was like to be sixteen. Every time I talk to a teenager I feel I should hold their hands and tell them I think they're one of the bravest people on the planet just for choosing to endure but I don't because I don't want to be creepy.

What if everything gets better in 2016