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The Grim Reaper is no longer able to claim lives directly. Instead, when your time is up a mark appears on your body and it is the duty of every other person to kill you on sight.
I am not a careless person. I cover my tracks, monitor what I say, look before I cross the street. At least, I do now.
When I was 20 years old, I walked home reading a book. I was so engrossed that I failed to notice the heavy metal vehicle moving at my frail, human body at 40 mph.
It swerved, I stopped, no one was hurt, no one died. They never do.
It was only when I took the cookies out of the oven that I noticed the mark on my arm. I knew what it meant. It was my duty to report to the authorities to be murdered. If I didnât, anyone who saw it would kill me on sight.
I didnât want to die. I was only twenty years old! I hadnât even finished college, much less gotten to all my grand plans and ambitions (never mind that I didnât have any. I had time to plan out the rest of my life later. So I thought.)
I burned my arm on the cookie sheet. The scar covered the black mark somewhat, and I put a bandaid over it. The people at work didnât question it.
After some time, the burn healed. The mark remained black over the scar, bigger now. I tried carving it out with a knife. It was winter now, and long sleeves were the norm - no one would notice my injury. The mark remained, the bloody lower layers of my skin black as deathâs robes.
From then on I wore long sleeves. When I went to the doctor I covered it with paint and hoped they wouldnât notice. They didnât. I was lucky.
The mark grew.
I was in trouble when it reached my wrist. As soon as it covered my hand I would be discovered. I ran.
Soon I will be nothing but a shadow in the night. Perhaps some of the stories they tell of night creatures originate from people like me. Those who escaped, their marks covering them, even the whites of their eyes turned deepest black. In a way, we are no longer human. Isolated, undying, immortal, betrayers of natureâs most fundamental law: all things must come to an end.
If I outlive humanity, will I ever die?
When the sun goes nova, will I still exist?
When the universe ends, will I endure?
Or is death simply a shortcut to that end? When the last star has gone out and matter has been erased, will Death greet me with a weary sigh, saying âwhere have you been? Weâve been waiting for you for an eternity.â
At that point, will I even remember who is waiting for me?
Daaamn thatâs some good writing.
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Two moods.
I couldnât sleep so I made this.Â
Night Flight from Mary and the Witchâs Flower- May 2018
Iâm so proud of this piece because I put it together by ear, and itâs a song Iâm really excited about.âYou donât hear dulcimers featured that often in music! Also, enjoy a cameo from my cat, Izumiko, in the background.

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Found this grub when I was clearing the garden after a rotted tree fell. I've since placed the fella back onto what remained of the log and it has happily crawled its way back in.
I have a feeling it could be a stag beetle, but I have no idea what stage it currently is in, and how long until it turns into a beetle. If anyone has an idea I would be incredibly grateful! I'd like to be there when it emerges!
Unpopular opinion: straight people using âpartnerâ to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers arenât entitled to information about other peopleâs gender or sexuality.
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Tbh I hear âpartnerâ and assume gay, I didnât know straights used it. Very fair point, OP
I hear âpartnerâ and think âgayâ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say âheâ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. Itâs a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.
As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think itâs a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the personâs orientation or identity. I also use the word âpartneredâ when describing a monogamous relationship status.
The term âpartnerâ also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isnât dictated by its legal status.Â
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First day of Fall: I hope youâll have a wonderful Autumn <3Â
A bluebird, but with very tiny, very buff arms in place of its wing feathers
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could someone do a gif of this pls?
My brain everyday
People arenât trying to take away my guns. They are trying to inject some freaking common sense into the equation.
âIâm a gun owner. I have two pistols, a rifle, a shotgunâŚand a (now-expired) concealed carry permit. Iâve been shooting since I was a kid. I also support every single gun control measure out there. Why? Well, because of a number of logical reasons:
1. I go to gun shows, and Iâve witnessed more illegal cash sales than I can count. People bring guns to sell to dealers at the show and end up selling them to buyers in the parking lot who are willing to pay cash. No background check, no bill of sale, no formal transfer of ownership. Yes, this is happening, people! It is a regular occurrence and illegal in many states.
2. Every time I go to the gun range, I witness someone doing something extremely dangerous with a gun. Iâve been swept more than 20 times â this means someone has unintentionally pointed a gun at me. Iâve seen the wrong ammo used (ask my husband about the time he almost lost an eye). Iâve watched people shooting guns that they lack experience with or ones that they canât handle (take, for example, a child or a smaller adult shooting a Desert Eagle semiautomatic handgun), causing kickback that can injure them and cause them to flail their loaded gun in all directions. Iâve seen guns jam, and people continue to fire them to âclear the jam.â Iâve seen people continue to fire when the range is âcold.â All of these people consider themselves âresponsibleâ gun owners. Nope. And these arenât exceptions to the rule â every single time I go to the range, I see someone doing something reckless and potentially deadly.
3. Iâve seen people handle guns when they are drunk, tired, hungover, or angry. I would never think of doing these things. It is irresponsible, and again, potentially deadly.
4. A friend of my college boyfriend pointed a loaded gun in my face because he wanted to show me how cool his new toy was. I dropped to the ground. He forgot it was loaded. Heâs a high-ranking officer in the U.S. Navy.
5. The class you take to get a concealed carry permit in North Carolina is easy to pass. You sit through a two-day class, take a simple written test, get a background check and fingerprints through the sheriffâs office, and basically just have to prove that you can hit the broad side of a barn. Thatâs it.
6. The âhero mentalityâ is misguided and dangerous. Unless you have combat training, the âgood guy/gal with a gunâ is more likely to kill another civilian or get mistaken by cops as the shooter. Iâm a decent shot with a pistol. Iâm a great shot with my rifle. But in a life or death situation, where people are literally being murdered in front of me, itâs completely unrealistic to think that, even with all my training, I could do anything but add to the chaos.
7. The NRA is a terrorist organization. Yup, I said it. I used to be a member because they gave discounts on shooting-range time. I quit after one year because I couldnât stomach the thought that my money was funding them. Their magazine and mailers are filled with propaganda about people coming to take my guns when there is absolutely zero evidence at all to suggest that is ever going to happen. Their recent ads make me sick and ashamed that I ever supported them. 8. The home protection argument makes sense to me on some level. I had a friend who was killed during a home invasion, so I get it. But an AK-47 (and other assault weapons) is not an ideal weapon for personal defense, and it serves no purpose for âhome protection.â It was designed for military use. A a 12-gauge shotgun is a better, more realistic choice for home defense. Iâve never seen any peer-reviewed study/expert/article anywhere that can refute this. Bottom line: Assault-style weapons should never be in the hands of civilians. Period. And going back to point No. 7, in a home-protection or self-defense situation, youâre still more likely to injure yourself or have your own gun used against you. These are my thoughts on the subject as an experienced, licensed, and trained gun owner. Iâm already a member of the Brady Campaign, Everytown for Gun Safety, and will be joining Moms Demand Action. I find it impossible to understand why other gun owners like myself donât support these groups. They arenât trying to take away my guns; they are trying to inject some freaking common sense into the equation â something we desperately need and that every gun owner should support.âÂ
~ Addison Ashe, for Scary Mommy.
if you cannot argue these points you cant oppose gun control the number one beef i have with people who flip out about gun control laws is they immediately say âresponsible law abiding gun owners like meâ as being unjustly held accountable- well then you should have no trouble with laws you are already complying with, either you are responsible or not its like if i as a parent am upset with new laws that require me to feed my children, bathe them, and not beat them- and then justify my anger in that âim a good parentâ well if i was a good parent i wouldnt be upset with a law saying they will check i feed my damned kids just like gun laws that just check you are competent enough to be trusted with the insta-death boomstick so many drunk hillbillies wave around like a little girl waving a plastic fairy wand
This, so perfectly this. The gun control laws we want are ones that just reinforce the ones that already exist. We want to ban guns whose only use is to cut human beings in half with multiple bullets, and nothing that is actually used for personal defense, small-arms military use, and hunting. NO ONE SANE needs a a submachine gun to goddamn HUNT. If you disagree with thatâif you truly, completely, to the deepest parts of your being, believe that the only way you can bag that eight-point buck is with an AK-47âŚthen you are a BAD HUNTER and you are PART OF THE PROBLEM.
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Repair a blaster isnât an easy task.
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Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŚ.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
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i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises