welp.

Winds and waves babies 🥺!!

ideal evolution scenarios

Candle clocks

same energy tbh

You up? Alex Krokus

oh, i see what's happening

this is for a part-time job as a barista

on an application to work the front desk of a hotel

Question Three! If a train should leave Topeka Driven by a solar squeaker, How then should the cat behave? Give it milk or give it grave? Question Four! Do you have a criminal record?

Microsoft Office XP assistants

🙏🏾💰💵

I made a modern update.

ted i really could not disagree more this is far from catastrophic. i am ensconced.

i love tumblr but i hate that we have been conditioned to think you can’t add some of the most insightful shit you’ve ever seen to absolute shitposts. please by all means reblog my posts with this kind of context because it’s so important. excellent points here.

Twin boys