imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half

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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too
You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2
I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post
Does anyone want me
Sighh...
I said sighhh...
What's wrong king?
Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it.
Sigh
looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it
“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

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Genuinely what was the point of quoting this
because she was heating up some lasagna? does what women say not matter to you? 🤨
Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
*her pronouns
*his pronouns
that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing
It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.
YouGov did a whole official poll on Americans' views of the middle ages and I’m obsessed
I'm in the 9% of respondents who think that the black death was based
the views on historical figures from the middle ages one is this 90s onion bit irl
Here is a link to a pdf of the poll results:
The results also divide answers by demographics: gender, age, race, politics, and self-reported knowledge of the middle ages.
The middle ages and medievalism became a bit of a cultural-political flashpoint in America in the 2010s, as well as in Europe. Game of Thrones, D&D, and vikings are all huge. Conceptions of race, gender, and multiculturalism in the European middle ages (and in Westeros) are used in arguments about race, gender, and multiculturalism today and how they 'naturally are' or should be. Right-wing memes, logos, and costumes appropriate medieval and viking language and imagery. Fascists throw fits over black people in fantasy fiction. Leftists I've spoken with keep claiming that modern workers have it worse than medieval peasants.
I'm glad to see polls like this are being conducted, and I really want to see more research into all of this.

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Self improvement is great but ultimately? you have to accept your self. Yes you can eat better, exercise more, read more, set boundaries, love your self, but it all comes down to this. Some days you won’t have the energy to do any of these things. And you’ll look in the mirror and think that this is not enough. That’s a lie. The biggest love for self is to live slowly. To rest. To really rest. Have a nap. Eat what makes you feel good. Read if you want to. Embrace yourself and accept that you cannot and will not be ever be perfect. Accept that you are good enough. You don’t need to keep busy all the time. you don’t need to go out all the time and post on instagram. You don’t need to journal if you don’t want to. You don’t need to make art if you don’t want to. Breathe, give yourself grace and compassion. Give yourself the love and tenderness you so badly need. Be gentle with yourself. You are trying and it is good enough. You are good enough.
ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
Sections of the Alphabet, a guide:
ABCDEF - The Grade Quarter. For obvious reasons these letters are associated with rank and quality. Though E is not a common grade it nevertheless is part of the territory.
GHIJK - The Working Class Neighborhood. In English these letters do a lot of grunt work. Their proximity to the grades make them overlooked but what would we do without them?
LMNOP - Midtown. When learning the alphabet this section gets a lot of attention due to its distinctive landcape and how it rolls off the tongue. Its vista of peaks and hills make it stand out as well.
QRSTUV - The Support Town. A land of contrasts. The heavy lifters in this area draw a sharp disparity with Q, which is unique for its specialist role.
WXYZ - The Outlands. A stretch of unusual landscape that is distinct for its cuisine. Everyone knows what kind of dish you're eating when it's got some of these letters in it.
do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese
come on man
My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

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Ohhhh I get it! The days repeat each week!
ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me
slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin
Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.
Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector's item.
This guy's a scammer.
slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin