girl go smoke a joint and listen to some tracy chapman you're gonna be fine

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

*bravely* i think more things should be about women

Personally, i really wanna enjoy my life next year

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

sometimes songs are like ohhh i remember this from a past life

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror