Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

Today’s Friday, though.

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

I need a minimum of 2 hours at the start of every day to just vibe before I actually begin my day lol

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

i write bastard sentences with my evil little hands and i make them everyone else's problem

Well that’s a goddamn mood

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WOW

I’m so furious.

WOW OKAY THEN

@antivanonmytongue

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

Today’s Friday, though.

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this