Throwawaybugs

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

my life is a movie. the lego movie. because everything is awesome and im always bricked up

It's quite simple: I continue ingesting stress relief tea until all the fluids in my body become stress relief tea, rendering me incapable of experiencing stress. Because stress is stored in the fluids.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

one thing i really liked about iron lung immediately was the costuming. like all of simon’s clothes looked like scraps of fabric that had been patched together over and over again to the absolute limit of the fabric, his shirt looked like they didnt have enough contiguous fabric to cut the right shape for the pattern so they used a couple different pieces. idk its just a really nice attention to detail i havent heard anyone else mention

Mark is not a masochist, he just wanted to be flung around multiple times, break his nose, get hospitalised from getting blood in his eyes and almost drown in a pool of blood to see how much he can handle for a film.

I feel like Tumblr should really appreciate Iron Lung even if not Markiplier fans whatsoever. It's got all the good stuff. A man being thrown around, going crazy, facing cosmic horrors all while being covered in blood. What's not to love

I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

Humans keeping cats and dogs as family members is like three prodigy assassins being introduced in the back of a shady nightclub and 45 minutes later they’re 6 crunchwrap supremes deep passing a blunt in the back of a shag carpeted Volkswagen microbus rating Oreo varietals by fuckability

tumblr users have the unique ability to string together sentences never before seen in all of human history and yet they conjure up such specific visceral imagery that you can’t help but be a little in awe. and i think that’s beautiful

Love and peace on planet earth

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun