Subpar Peaches

we have to increase the flirting by 300%

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

I think a lot of people don't appreciate the important role evil wizards play in the ecosystem.

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

i should kill gorm

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

Some of my friends and I read Gideon the Ninth together like we were doing an audiobook, and doing Ianthe's lines was some of the most fun I've had in a while.

they're a ten but they're standing above your bleeding body with the sword that stabbed you

Eleven

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

can you believe it guys? 17776! just a week away!