Subpar Peaches

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

we have to increase the flirting by 300%

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

I think a lot of people don't appreciate the important role evil wizards play in the ecosystem.

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

i should kill gorm