butchlet

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Knightly tip, do not have sex in the lake… your armor will rust and you won’t be able to leave the lake… in other news, may I borrow some WD40

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

“i shave for sensory reasons” is borderline a thought terminating cliche to me at this point. omg i’m bored let’s all examine our preferences and where they come from haha

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious