Spooky Pale Green Pants

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

you don’t have to be useful to deserve love!! you don’t have to be anything but you to deserve love!!!

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

Tyler Pennington aka The Creep (thecreepfromsixfeetdeep on Instagram)

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center