One Shit Is Plenty

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

this could be us but you playing

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot

Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls

Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?

so i can connect to the internut

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch