HAIL KORROK

Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

starting Woe.Begone in late 2025 is hilarious because Mike is out here like, 'when I win this game, soon' and I am like there are 220+ episodes to go, my guy, I would not be so sure.

watching john dies at the end again now that ive read the books is kind of disappointing. they just cut out the entire middle of the book and stitched the ends together, which definitely explains why the movie's pacing has always seemed so weird and confusing to me. the whole movie is really good scenes strung together in ways that don't really work because everything that connected them into a cohesive narrative has been removed. i know it's a pretty long book and it would've been hard to include everything, but i can only imagine how incredible this movie could have been if they'd found a way to do it.

Absolutely deserving of a mini-series to fully appreciate it

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

sighing really long and loud. they should invent an essay that does itself

(horror drone sound effect in the background getting louder) (remembering it is 2025) but not like that

NO WAIT I CAN'T BE THE NEXT ARTHUR LESTER I DON'T HAVE HIS FREAK CHARM I DON'T HAVE HIS PAIN TOLERANCE ILL DIE

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

aftg but neil is genuinely wholeheartedly under the impression that andrew and kevin are boyfriends. which is basically just the first book and half of the second but i mean we let him keep that energy the whole way through. andrew says he'd blow him and neil is like ??? pretty sure kevin would take issue with that??? and andrew, thinking neil is referencing their deal, is like ??? kevin doesn't care what i do when im away from him??? and neil is like ??? but you're always with him when im around??? and andrew is like ??? i would tell him to go away??? and neil is like ??? i don't think you should do that??? and andrew is like ??? u mean u want him to watch??? and neil is like ??? i didn't agree to this but if i was going to then yes, im not going to make you send kevin away??? and anyway this is how both andrew and neil operate under the assumption that the other is angling to enter a throuple with one another and kevin day and kevin has no clue about any of this

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.