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The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canadians. How lucky are we to live in this big beautiful country? Is she perfect? No. Does she have a complicated past with the indigenous peoples who were here before? That's putting it mildly. But we acknowledge that and try to right the wrongs which can never fully be righted. I am and hopefully always will be proud to have been born and raised in Canada, flaws and all.

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

bro your loyal knight smells like shit

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

sorry guys im bored as fuck

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like