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a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

the man who packs his suitcase like he’s going to shit himself every day is a fool every trip but one

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

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Happy Canada Day to my fellow Canadians. How lucky are we to live in this big beautiful country? Is she perfect? No. Does she have a complicated past with the indigenous peoples who were here before? That's putting it mildly. But we acknowledge that and try to right the wrongs which can never fully be righted. I am and hopefully always will be proud to have been born and raised in Canada, flaws and all.

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice