tender.

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

Do you want the mouse tour

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

and she’s holding the pack of cigarettes like it’s her small to medium sized cock

I Always Smiled Darkly When I Saw The Thieves Attack The Palace

snowstorm that makes you old

baby its old outside

i really cant age

baby its old outside

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

when i turn into a bat my dick stays the same size and i cant even fuckin move

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*