My Thoughts On Things

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

#‘i guess we’re not allowed to joke about this stuff anymore? ’#nope you’re allowed #but you need to be joking on the right side #see above for examples

Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!

If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

sweatpants at work

Better* unemployment pay. *it’s not great but that extra 600 really helped people

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

Harry "there's no need to call me sir, professor" Potter had some of the biggest dick energy possible to be possessed by one single person.