H-R-T-T-O-G-O

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

blue homer 🏳️‍⚧️

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

I think a funny thing to do would be to just have baseball in your fantasy setting. Completely unchanged if you'd like.