H-R-T-T-O-G-O

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

blue homer 🏳️‍⚧️

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

I think a funny thing to do would be to just have baseball in your fantasy setting. Completely unchanged if you'd like.

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

@thoughtlessgayfrog

good news i AM starting to hear my inner voice more and more bad news she’s reaaaaally upset in there

@funnier-as-a-system ? Two back to back for you

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.