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His ass is so fat, so you NEED to give it a slap daily to let him know you love him

VERY touchy I fear, hes over the top 😔 climbing into your arms, boobing your nose, and dragging his finger down your chest

He would take "im gonna touch you...😈" as a compliment and be genuinely so excited

Needs your attention 24/7, so he'll start doing things like twerking in front of you if you're not paying attention to him

that or..again..he'll just be very touchy and say shit like, "pweaaase? I've been a good boy🥺" WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM💔

He would give you a lap dance.. stripper outfit, cunty music playing and everything. Wade, please im so fucking scared.

"Oh thats hot..😝" He gets horny from everything you do 💔 He's that one guy who can make a sex joke from ANYTHING. I don't know WHAT he isn't into..

His reaction to you flirting with him making the first move is making YOU seem like the pervert just to be a little BITCH. Stfu Wade, we all literally see your little wade resurrecting😭✌️

If you two are fighting, he sits outside the bedroom door and makes desperate bargains. "PleeAAASE? I'll wear the sexy maid costume.." when all else fails, "okay..can I still jerk off outside the door??"

Only of its like..a minor argument because I feel like he knows when to be serious if your relationship is genuinely on the line.

Getting to dance with him if thats your thing, and he has the cuntiest moves in all herstory😭

THIS IS LITERALLY HIM

He's so sassy, so hes READY to defend you if anyone talks bad about you. Or he'll just chop their head off and go "OOOOOPSIEEESS🥰💕🩷🌸🌷🎀🍥🍰"

He is like..never normal, so at least you won't ever get bored! Even though you're trying to get your order at the fast food joint and hes playing in the children's play area

Dates are anything you'd like them to be. You know where he got the money from...

Anyways, while Wade isn't flexible in PERSONALITY..he can be flexible in different settings (and yes that too what you're thinking, PERVERT)

He can take you out to eat nice if you'd like, but he'll still be making inappropriate jokes and being his weird little self

He can take you out to watch a movie, but he doesn't shut up during movies and won't latch away from you. He's literally seen HORRORS and been through them, but since hes dramatic...he'll still be asking you to hold him because hes "scared". He also probably cries during love movies...so..maybe don't choose a public movie theatre

He can take you to a museum, BUT... he wont stop trying to touch everything

So, choose wisely

When you do anything nice for him, he immediately makes himself seem "desirable' like not so jokingly shaking his ass slowly and getting into the full bottom fantasy. CALM DOWN FREAK😭

Assure him that you'll be tapping that even with his scars. He'd appreciate that very much. Tell him to wrap himself up in a pretty bow 😝

MORE TOUCHY TOUCHY because he loves to snuggle. HES the little spoon. Snug as a bug, who does he think he is?

Your biggest cheerleader! Literally..he shows up to your big events wearing a cheerleader outfit and holding pompoms and has a big sign

I wouldn't trust him to like..take care of your plants or home while you're out. Trust me.. have you seen his apartment.. he would drown your plants..and your pet would be FAT

Sloppy kisser (he calls it being a passionate lover) 😔 he tries to make out with you 24/7 so..I hope you like tongue! 😝

Literally almost any trope works with him because hes just that much of a freak.. enemies to lovers? Yeah, hes getting turned in by a weapon hurting him

Pining x oblivious? He will keep flirting until the end the time

Opposites attract? YES! He'll tease you lovingly

He drags you into stupid things, but nothing too extreme that could end your life because he genuinely needs you in his life. I msan..unless you have some sort of immortality power or you can REALLY handle yourself then you're not safe at all. Otherwise you're just finding yourself in things that range from a children's my little pony play to..only scenarios deadpool would be in. Ifykyk

He breaks the 4th wall anyways so..anything is possible. When he talks to you, he has sparkles and anime-ish flowers around him and heart eyes because I said SO,

Speaking of anime, he makes that weird ass anime girl whimper noise when you touch him sometimes

What's a good way to end this..