Passing Thoughts

@segomyeggo 

I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Swedish recipes: find the most disgusting and disturbing part of the animal, now eat it

how has it actually come to this? and the better question, how did he think censoring scientists would actually work?

Especially in this day and age.

Rogue NASA. God I’m tearing up.

YOU STUPID GODDAMNED HYPOCRITICAL MORONS

Oh my god, they changed the title of the article, but it’s still horrible. “How Vital Are Women? This Town Found Out as They Left to March”

So vital that you may actually have to parent your own kids in their absence and shoulder some of the workload in the home that you live in. THE HORROR.

Set an alert for May of 2018, not November. That’s when campaigns are going to get going, and that’s when the work needs to be done. November is the finish line, not the beginning.