just a small town hoe

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

obsessed w the shape of that ape

i did this right before taking a nap earlier n i fell asleep thinking about the shape of the ape

would give anything to know what your dreams looked like

You won’t be able to reblog this for a year guys

anyone who’s like, weirdly insistent and proud about holding more empathy for animals rather than other human beings is not to be trusted tbh. esp when they claim that they’re like that because of a general disillusionment with humanity. If that’s really how you feel you should work harder to look out for others rather than projecting humanity on animals so you can tell everyone else to go to hell. I really have no patience for misanthropes I’m sorry

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe