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Imagine being in love with Bard for a while and then, at last, becoming his queen.

Captain America Civil War We seriously need to talk about this part. This is kinda LONG so you may skip to the last two bullets. -Imagine Tony’s bedtime stories with Howard are about Steve Roger’s from Zero to Hero adventures. -Imagine Tony’s childhood bedroom full of his Captain America crayon drawings, with him imagining that he would be as great as this guy someday. -Imagine Tony as a young adolescent wanting to do something great to surpass Steve’s heroic achievements so that his father would tell stories about him too. -Imagine Tony showing Howard his little mechanical projects to prove that he can do amazing things like his father did. -Imagine Tony’s disappointment everytime Howard would point out that he helped creating the weirdest and possibly the greatest scientific creation that is Captain America,instead of being just proud of his own son. -Imagine Tony growing up hating Captain America because of all of that, but still think of him as a motivation to change the world. -Imagine him ripping his old drawings and conceptual blue prints because his father died in a car crash without being able to say “I love you, Dad.” and his father will not be there to see him at his best. -Imagine Tony recieving awards thinking that he’s finally surpassing the greatness of Captain America’s Creation. -Imagine Tony recreating Captain America’s Shield just to see if it could fit him but ended up being annoyed with it so he leaves it lying around. There’s a vibranium shield in Tony’s lab, shown in the earlier Iron Man films. -Imagine Tony revealing that he is Iron Man because people will finally tell stories about his heroic side and that he is now a Super Soldier too, and he secretly really wants that. -Imagine Tony believing that he is finally better than Captain America and that his father is proud of him now. -Imagine Tony’s annoyance/amusement/relief that his childhood hero is alive. -Imagine Tony realizing that Captain America will probably take his lime light, again. -Imagine Tony hearing Howard’s voice in his thoughts about how great Captain America is while trying not to punch the actual Stever Rogers in front of him. -Imagine Tony being pleased and sad that Steve Rogers despises him. -Imagine Tony’s contentment that he could be friends with someone like Steve Rogers. -Imagine Tony’s frustration everytime Steve would point out the casualties of his stupidy when he’s really just trying the best he could to be a hero. -Imagine Tony’s heartbreak when he realized that his childhood hero is ruining everything that he worked hard for.

-Imagine how much of a let down Steve Rogers is to Tony Stark after all those years of hearing about him from his father. -Imagine Tony Stark not knowing what to do because this is goddamn Steve Rogers.

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar! 

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? 

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor. 

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you? 

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?