my son sits on the couch and laughs about who knows what and I sit on the couch and laugh at him and he laughs at me laughing at him and I think this is a spiral we don’t ever get out of
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my son sits on the couch and laughs about who knows what and I sit on the couch and laugh at him and he laughs at me laughing at him and I think this is a spiral we don’t ever get out of

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Do you watch a tv show called the 100? It's my life and I'm obsessed with it so I want to know if you Fangirl over it too 😂
If you call reading a ton of fanfic and watching the first two seasons basically a hundred times being a fangirl, then yeees I think I fangirl over it xD I absolutely love it!!! I’m from Germany and the third season just started so I can’t really say anything to that but the storyline and the actors of the first two are great! who do you like most?
Okay I sent this in and IVE SEEN ALL 3 SEASONS AND FANGIRL OVER IT SO MUCH
I WRITE A FANFICTION ABOUT IT ON WATTPAD AND ALSO
MURPHY IS MY FAVOURITE!!!!
oh my goooood mine too!! ❤❤ send me the link to your fanfic pleeeaaase! I wrote a tiny thing too once xD
Do you watch a tv show called the 100? It's my life and I'm obsessed with it so I want to know if you Fangirl over it too 😂
If you call reading a ton of fanfic and watching the first two seasons basically a hundred times being a fangirl, then yeees I think I fangirl over it xD I absolutely love it!!! I'm from Germany and the third season just started so I can't really say anything to that but the storyline and the actors of the first two are great! who do you like most?
"Hey Barnes, have a cupcake." "Cupcake?Oh, cupcakes." "Yeah, Cap made cupcakes." "#Capcakes." "Uh - guys. I did not." "Did not what?" "Make cupcakes." "You mean the capcakes?" "I didn't make them so, no, I still mean cupcakes. Where are they from?" "Uh - no one uses this kitchen except you." "Well, I didn't -" "Yeah, got that. You had to ruin a perfectly good pun." "You're missing the point." "I'm missing my pun." "Tony, seriously, where - what's with the green smoke? Tony? Buck?" The answer to his question glared at him quite impressively - not to forget literally - in the forms of his too young team mates. And someone had to say it: Teenage Tony Stark looked like giant pain in the - "Darn it."
Your otp gets de-aged to their teenager selfs and end up in a relationship with each other. After returning to their real age they are awkward, with the memories of all their teenage flirtations still very much present in their heads.

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Imagine being in love with Bard for a while and then, at last, becoming his queen.
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Your otp making a trip to IKEA and being so marvelous at it they decide they are meant to stay forever together.
Steve: I’m glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single. Tony: Oh really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Only, A THOUSAND times. God, I hated you.
Captain America Civil War We seriously need to talk about this part. This is kinda LONG so you may skip to the last two bullets. -Imagine Tony’s bedtime stories with Howard are about Steve Roger’s from Zero to Hero adventures. -Imagine Tony’s childhood bedroom full of his Captain America crayon drawings, with him imagining that he would be as great as this guy someday. -Imagine Tony as a young adolescent wanting to do something great to surpass Steve’s heroic achievements so that his father would tell stories about him too. -Imagine Tony showing Howard his little mechanical projects to prove that he can do amazing things like his father did. -Imagine Tony’s disappointment everytime Howard would point out that he helped creating the weirdest and possibly the greatest scientific creation that is Captain America,instead of being just proud of his own son. -Imagine Tony growing up hating Captain America because of all of that, but still think of him as a motivation to change the world. -Imagine him ripping his old drawings and conceptual blue prints because his father died in a car crash without being able to say “I love you, Dad.” and his father will not be there to see him at his best. -Imagine Tony recieving awards thinking that he’s finally surpassing the greatness of Captain America’s Creation. -Imagine Tony recreating Captain America’s Shield just to see if it could fit him but ended up being annoyed with it so he leaves it lying around. There’s a vibranium shield in Tony’s lab, shown in the earlier Iron Man films. -Imagine Tony revealing that he is Iron Man because people will finally tell stories about his heroic side and that he is now a Super Soldier too, and he secretly really wants that. -Imagine Tony believing that he is finally better than Captain America and that his father is proud of him now. -Imagine Tony’s annoyance/amusement/relief that his childhood hero is alive. -Imagine Tony realizing that Captain America will probably take his lime light, again. -Imagine Tony hearing Howard’s voice in his thoughts about how great Captain America is while trying not to punch the actual Stever Rogers in front of him. -Imagine Tony being pleased and sad that Steve Rogers despises him. -Imagine Tony’s contentment that he could be friends with someone like Steve Rogers. -Imagine Tony’s frustration everytime Steve would point out the casualties of his stupidy when he’s really just trying the best he could to be a hero. -Imagine Tony’s heartbreak when he realized that his childhood hero is ruining everything that he worked hard for.
-Imagine how much of a let down Steve Rogers is to Tony Stark after all those years of hearing about him from his father. -Imagine Tony Stark not knowing what to do because this is goddamn Steve Rogers.
I hate it whenever my babies fight
I love and hate you in equal parts right now. Gosh, my baby. I only want Tony to be save and happy<3
Just went to IKEA this day and I constantly remember the day I came looking for a chair and went home with an entire kitchen. Thank you IKEA. I'm completely traumatised now.
you have to go to school without make-up because you’re already too late and even though you’re pretty insecure you get a lot of positive feedback.

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whatever he wrote, it wasn't heartfelt. and that was the point. if he didn't feel it, how could anyone else?
in a world where everything is grey and controlled no one thought of the possibility that you'd only had to find the right person for the world to become bright and carefree.
you cosplay as Amy Pond but there's a small accident and you get admitted to hospital. the first you say to your male nurse is that at last you found your Rory. it's sealed when he understands that reference.
me when I leave a bookstore and/or library.
my brother just told me about his boyfriend. they came together this weekend and this boy is his first love. he can’t sleep and can’t concentrate and he came to me because he wanted to know if that was normal.
I love the fact that he never came out to me. he never said ‘hi, I’m bi.’ or ‘hi, I’m gay.’ he just said 'let me tell you about georg.’ and trusted me to be absolutely okay with it.
I love my brother. I don’t love him more as of today. I don’t love him less as of today. I just love him. he’s my brother.
only idiots would mind either way.

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a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
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I can't. this is it. I found my favorite post.
You’ll be missed, Alan Rickman. As many others I grew up with Harry Potter and my eyes welled up in tears when Severus Snape died. Now the story is repeated. I’m crying again and I can’t believe you’re gone for real now.
I cried and could still cry again.