I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHAKE YOU

bisexuality rules plain and simple

It's just twice the disappointment

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

witnessing jensen Ackles Tumblr in any capacity is like having a dog that regularly pisses on the carpet and then your roommate is like the dog doesnt piss on the carpet it would never do so ! actually the dog CLEANS UP the carpet I've seen him do it! and then while they're telling you this the dog walks into the room and in front of everyone and while looking all of you in the eyes, goes and pisses on the carpet

thinking about the wikipedia section on body checking in women's hockey and how organizers of some leagues (in this quote, a man) worried that "if bodychecking would be allowed, the number of young girls entering the game would decrease rapidly." meanwhile the PWHL's rules allow it because "body checking was included at the behest of players" lmfaoooo

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika