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fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

last day to reblog

Fine

Ig sure

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

THANK GODS THIS BLOG IS STILL ALIVE

unship me with someone.

that bullet

I see no problems with this. Would you like to raise this to Parliament to make it officaly our map?

No, I will raise it directly to Red Moon @nug-offical. Should this be our offical map?

Yes it shall. Each one is a county, each one with a number. Each party may select a county to oversee. I will oversee Kala, the one with the airport.

requesting residence in Gay so i may run the nuclear plant, Red Sun.

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

287370 as of this rb

bestie you offically need to use some cleaning spray on yo mirror 😭

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I have regrets

You are so gonna regret this thing.

I summon the Officalverse

NO

YES

💕 @tagging-officals-offical

I hate you all

heyo didnt know this existed

DON'T BRING IT BACK???

IGNORE THE LAST POST BRING IT BACK >:3 EHEHEHEHEHE

bringing it back >:P