thomasbarrowlesbian

as if a good, honest keysmash could ever go out of fashion. psh

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i wanna smoke with cookie monster so bad.... greening out and he hits u with the "imagine....imagine what me do if moon was cookie.... just imagine" i would lose my freaking mindddd

He would be looking out the window "you know what moon remind me of..... cookie" and i would be like DUDEEE.. WE SHOULD MAKE COOKIES and he would probably feel so loved

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way