“there will be poems”

the edit of all time btw

of course it was very tragic and traumatic in real life but imagine being the first erebus crew member to propose eating your boss

[stuck in the arctic] god this sucks so bad i should [remembers suicide jokes lower morale] put on the best Carnival these two boats have ever seen

My hungry ass could never be with james fitzjames 80km from the ships erebus and terror after abandoning them with the crew in 1848

sorry boss i can't come in today. yeah they positively identified james fitzjames's remains and his bones have cut marks consistent with cannibalism

we need less songs about going to the club and more about braving the northwest passage

i'm not mentally ill. the lead from tin cans ive been consuming for a year is tormenting me with visions and turning me gay