The Imperfect

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Got sad today because two sixth grade students shared some inside joke that was so funny they collapsed against each other in giggles and I was hit with a massive wave of “I’ll never be young again.”

Got happy today because one of those same sixth graders (they’re seventh graders now) approached me after seeing me have a irrepressible giggle with a friend and said “you and [my friend] are just like me and [his friend], you can’t stop laughing.”

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

I need to print this and put it on a wall

official dnd post

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

there’s nothing casual about the way i feel anything

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now