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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

one broken neck. one broken collarbone. one fucked up shoulder. one nerve that had a screw pressing on it. one fucked up arm. one broken toe. they call them the holy fuck what are you doing on a motorcycle right now brothers

“Toto” is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends. Torger Wolff is no friend of mine.

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy