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hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

I love how baseball announcers can just have a little chat while the game happens it's the greatest sport of all time

valaki írt egy messenger üzenetet grecsó kritsziánnak hogy dolgozza már ki neki a magyar tétetét a könyvéből

Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful 🥲

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote