timid little teether

does anyone know how to make a desicion

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

This is incredible.