blame this on the misfortune of your birth

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

uhhhh indigo is still sorting out their new website/ecommerce platform and they sent me one of my preorders without charging my paypal...

this is giving me a headache actually. when are they gonna get their shit together.

looking at vintage trading cards of my blorbos on ebay 🤧