meth piss

Me when I am a human with no sinister motives

the mothership

this next cup of coffee will fix me

im worse now

The most egregious biphobia is everyone insisting Taylor swift is bi for no reason like what did we do to you people

She gave you that Stranger Things fit

Omg I’ve never seen a photo like this and I’m officially obsessed

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

My ko fi

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

I don’t fucking know my man

This is a hatecrime towards dyslexic people who do I sue to damages

I fucking hate my friends all they do is pull out the goddamn duolingo app . My friend was literally tripping on acid the other day and was like bro I need to do my duolingo today help me do it 😭

To those of you who aren't in the Portuguese speaking sphere, let me give you a hilarious update. Parents in Portugal are currently HORRIFIED because their children are now only speaking Brazilian Portuguese from watching so many Brazilian YouTubers. They are finding this deeply disturbing and want the Brazilian Portuguese to end IMMEDIATELY

If you don't come to Brazil, Brazil comes to you.

i just assume every call i get from an unknown number is jig saw. not once have i considered otherwise, and i never will