I sometimes art

I really do love space.

I was watching a YouTube comp video of tumlr posts while esting my xan of corn and then i sneezed and it went through my nose and a piece is still stuck please send help

...Was i high or dreaming while writing this?

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

Why am I only just learning about this

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

world heritage post

I wish I actually had a cat that had this kind of intelligence but no mine runs into anything even if it's not in his way...

Update:I have it. It appeared at 5 am, ran in uninvited, and smacked all the other cats and my dog. But she loves cuddles, so its fine.

Average Joe and Plain Jane go on a double date with Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy

I NEED THIS STORY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

SKELETON

I wasn’t feeling well at work once and the boss told me to go get something to eat. I did feel better and a little while later when he saw me and asked if I was feeling better I thought that the food in my gut had helped I meant to say food in my belly but told him “I feel a lot better with something in my butt”. Not sure we ever spoke again.

I was once going to the library to use their wifi and some guy walking asked me what I was doing and I said "I'm going to the library to high jack off their wifi".... I think about that all too often and I am mortified everytime and hear the echos of his laughs.