This Critter Has Eyes

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

love that genre of old newspaper comics where the characters would be flipping their shit over missing a due date

(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)

cat of the week

professional ragebaiter x ragebaiter victim

a thing i'll never finish bc i dont have the energy to fix the bad parts

Nosey!

the origin of the extensions no one talks about

has this happened to anyone

Brave Bird 🔸🐤🔶 I want him, but I have to save. only did a 20 and wasn't lucky. Did you get Illuga??

"Say it. Out load, Master Illuga."