Lord Of Dorkness

Story Idea: A minion for a an evil Overlord from a High Fantasy Real and a Goon working for Prohibition-Era Mafia Gangster got transported into each other's worlds.

Gangster Boss: Dat Rat Fink double-crossed me! ME! Why I oughta...

Goon: 'ey boss, I notice dat de Hero of Light and Providence gets supplies in dem towns on da way to yer liar on the regular. You want me to go over dere to dem shops and uh *winks and clicks tongue* convince them to close up shop?

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

out of all the areas in dawntrail i'm maybe the most excited for Fake Texas. you could take so many fun pictures here.

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in case you wanted your sword to be a different colour other than purple:

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this has probably already been done but:

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It is a joy to be hidden, and a disaster not to be found.