Big Boy Nards

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

Hey op this had a tremendous positive effect on my anxiety are there more?

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

Name one bad thing Dracula has done. Quickly!

beat the shit out of his son

For trying to stop him from killing the people who killed his fucking wife next question

never paid taxes

Why would he pay taxes to the church that killed his wife????

to the state dum dum

Bro the church was the fucking state

socking up a cold foot with the lads

Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this

C h o s e n

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”