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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

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someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

Shit girl, this pretty derby is fucked. I just saw an uma musume clench her fist in front of her face and say "Thunderstorm Sublation" or some similar shit, and a magic circle appeared and fractured the ground beneath her from the raw power being released. She didn't even win the race, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using skills like Hydrate and Pace Chaser Savvy ○. I think I just heard "Triumphant Pulse" from one of the late surgers. I gotta get the fuck out of here.

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on