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I’m a writer on Ao3 and this is just where I post my transformers bs

I use she/her and I like Top Optimus. Thats it. My inbox is always open to rambling

I read/appreciate all asks but I might not answer all of them

There is valveplug on this blog and freakiness in general so just be warned(I crack a LOT of facesitting jokes)

Dni:darkshippers,Trump supporters,Zionists,transphobes,homophobes,and tcoall fans

Hellaverse/Harry Potter fans ya’ll are on thin ice rn

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@transformers-constellation0822

If you don’t wanna hear me complain about my life just filter out #vent and #storytime

#intro post #asks open #send asks

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This one’s a Tiktok trend

#transformers prime #tfp #tfp cliffjumper #tfp makeshift #tfp skyquake #tfp hardshell #cliffjumper #makeshift #skyquake #hardshell #edit

nina-hideaway

Sentinel:combine already! We’re losing valuable time!

Jetstorm+Jetfire:*doesn’t do anything*

Sentinel:oh I forgot you guys only speak Russian…Communism! Moscow! Schlond poofa!

Jetfire:we are of understanding just fine,

Jetstorm:but it is funner pretending we are incapable!

#tfa sentinel prime #tfa jettwins #tfa jetfire #tfa jetstorm

Knock Out when the activity requires ZERO Knock Outs

#transformers prime #tfp #tfp megatron #tfp soundwave #tfp knockout #megatron #soundwave #knock out

So the other day I made a comment on Tiktok saying that I wished there was Aro/Ace Mega neon paint for pride month(representation starved final boss or smth)and someone just fucking replied that would be weird because ‘those are kinda sexual and its a kids game’

Oh and also pretty sure either they or the creator deleted their comment because it isn’t available anymore

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I have the urge to write tfa shockop but I'm already 100k deep in a Optimus/senator shockwave au where he misses the empurata + shadowplay event...

What kind of premises do you think tfa opshock could start out? I like the idea that they first meet at somewhere casual, like a bar (Optimus for a rare break #tired dad and Longarm for spying/intel/maybe dragged out by his coworkers)

Honestly I was leaning towards something not canon-compliant like idk them going to the Autobot academy together(maybe sharing a class or two?) or what you said with them meeting at a bar.

#asks #transformers animated #tfa #shockop #opshock #longop #tfa shockwave #tfa longarm #tfa optimus prime #shockwave #longarm prime #optimus prime

thirdwheelingrightalong

#self reblog #this is canon #i assure you #transformers animated #tfa #blitzbee #tfa blitzwing #tfa bumblebee #blitzwing #bumblebee

baja-blast3r

My beautiful sweet family I hope nothing goes extremely wrong 😔🤍

SG WAVEWAVE

#wildbreak:mooooom daaaad you’re embarrassing me!!!#kobd #bdko #wildbreak

@eatingmegatronswetjuicyvalve hey uhh are you still alive over there I barely hear from you

If I finish building my LEGO tuxedo cat by this Tuesday I’ll start my rewatch of Tfa ahead of schedule

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Arcee:okay everyone’s gone now you can come out from wherever you were hiding.

Arcee:(checks under the couch)Airachnid?

Airachnid:(clambers out of the fridge)right here!

#transformers prime #tfp #aircee #tfp arcee #tfp airachnid #arcee #airachnid

I’m being productive today.

First I finished one of my paint by numbers I got for Christmas,and then I built my tuxedo cat LEGO set(I’m nearly halfway done),and now I’m playing some roblox

martiverseart

What if on the Nemesis they hang a board with the best employee of the week, but is like those cat shelter photos

#tfp soundwave #tfp starscream

eatingmegatronswetjuicyvalve

Okay real talk. how many of you would willingly suffocate in tfp megatron’s thighs? 🫠

Poll: Willingness to Suffocate between megs thighs?

RESULTS

suffocation is the only way i want to go

already there, typing this from between them

respectfully no (but good luck to the rest of you brave soldiers)

ratchet can’t revive me after this

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

freedom may be the right of all sentient beings, but thighs are mine

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

#this was one of my first impressions of you btw

Imagine writing a song and the main reason people remember it is because John Kerry won three purple hearts

#i will explain this joke later

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Blep

#komodo dragon

Megatron:DO HEAR ME?! COMB THE DESERT!

(The vehicons carry a comically large comb around the desert)

Breakdown:sir?

Starscream:(clutching a megaphone)WHAT?!

Breakdown:…are we being too literal?

Starscream:no you fool we’re following orders,we were told to comb the desert so we’re combing it!

#transformers prime #tfp #tfp megatron #tfp breakdown #tfp starscream #megatron #breakdown #starscream

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