Horn Dog

they need to make a movie about a hannibal-level toxic yaoi relationship between two schlubby middle-aged dudes

AND it’s gotta have the same level of gore and painfully tortured dialogue

what is going on in red letter media

You know, I do continually find it odd how people on this site will associate kinks and sexuality they dont like with whiteness. Like there is absolutely stuff to unpack with how kink interfaces with race as a subset of how the socially constructed category of race influences everything but I dont think that's "no black person would ever like this kink" like I just don't think thats true

I dont think white people have unique claim to perversion. That doesnt make sense

It's a weird repressive fantasy that perversion is a unique "disease" of people who have too much time on their hands, to be unsatisfied with the simple things, which, of course, the oppressed classes of people are unilaterally content with, because in their ignominy they lack desire and their oppression is their emotional identity. Incredibly white exceptionalist take

There are no perverts on tumblr

I think he should run through my holes like dysentery

They should invent a being a sadist that isnt embarassing

You're so cute do you want to come back to my place and get kicked in the head

Hand needs to be over my mouth at all times during sex because if you let me talk I am going to start doing Bits. Unfortunately the better time I'm having the funnier I will start to find my own Bits

Crying during sex and my partner takes their hand away to check on me and I just start guffawing because I have to explain I'm imagining what Donald Duck sounds like when he nuts

People who are into CNC but also cannot physically stop themselves from doing improv comedy are an oppressed class. People think they know what CNC means but what they don't realize is that the negotiation is about me locking my ankles around you and talking to you like Seinfeld and you have to seriously consider how much longer you can stand being in the same room as me, much less fucking me, before whipping out the safeword and hurrying into your clothes. I am the aggressor here make no mistake