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Okay... It has taken me a while to collect my favorite moments. It was hard to decide. Also I am choosing more broadly, since Mike has so many incredible moments. ✨ Let's go!! 5. Every time Mike is laughing hysterically (often at old people)

This includes the osteroperosis dance or when his mind cracks. Mike laughing is music to my ears. 4. Halloween 2018 and 2020 - what a time to be alive (and drunk).

Mike getting legitimately drunk and fucking with everybody. My most rewatched episodes ever.

3. Mike being chaotic as fuck.

Ie. Mike chasing the guys through the studio because of their unwillingness to watch the black spine, falling down or when he broke the wheel. 3. Mike being a troll

Usually appears as an epic rant when they have to pick a BOTW, as general gaslighting or when Mike gets free reigns over the edit. It makes me laugh so much when he plays devils advocate, and I relate so much to this part of him. Contrarians UNITE! 1. Mike loving ghosts!!!

Well, anon, that is quite the question, isn't it? It's one I've pondered for many years and have not been able to answer with any certainty, as I find Jay attractive in all his forms for different reasons.

Let's break it down!

My Favorite Jayras (Jay-Eras) in Chronological Order:

Baby Bunny 🐰 (early '00s)

Too small and adorable for this harsh, unforgiving world. A precious angel baby who simultaneously looks like he should be in Dead Poets' Society and munching grass in your yard.

2. "Fat & Frumpy... Kinda Like a Hobbit" (early 2010s)

The first Jay I ever met and the first Jay I ever fell in love with. If you call his physical transformation after this point a "glow-up" or say that he "got hot" then you are not allowed on my blog.

3. Little Miss Twink / Chadlet (mid 2010s)

Obviously. Duh. Hello. His size? ⬇️ His bad bitch energy? ⬆️ He's twinky, he's chadly, he's bendoverable, and he finally figured out his hair and beard.

4. Long-Haired Jay (quarantine era and beyond)

The cutest midwestern horror nerd boyfriend you've ever drank a beer next to at a bonfire with. In my opinion, this is the perfect length for his long hair. Look at that bounce, that shine!

5. BALD. (it's too recent to do dates, wasn't this just yesterday, time is meaningless)

I mean, what is my username? It's not @jaybaumansundercut or @jaybaumansfuckassbob, is it? This is a Pro-Buzzcut blog, and any naysayers or skeptics are free to leave.

6. Silver Fox / Gay Grampa (present)

What, you thought Jerry Bauman was done giving us looks? Are you fucking stupid or something? This handsome hack only gets better with age.