good dad

“put me the fuck down”

I’ve only seen these lads in pictures and I never realised how BIG they were???

Yeah but bluejays are assholes, so…

theyre basically crows that went to prep school instead of maturing as a person

I had a blue jay as a kid growing up and that thing was the silliest thing ever. I loved him dearly and miss him very much. He was very handsome and very smart. He wasn’t as much of a bully as most others. Definitely the Chad of the bird world. But still sweet nonetheless.

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”

me every friday night

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

is this who now