Time Traveler From The 3rd Best 2086.

Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? It cost like $100 bucks to travel through time.

The benefits of having alt accounts

Mm-hmm!!

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

yeah. we’re working on that dw.

For the love of god if your native language is different from the majority language of the country you’re living in don’t raise your baby speaking the local language. Either have each parent speak to them in a different language or only speak your native language at home. The kid will be okay. Get your native language in their head. You may think you’re helping them in the long term giving them the local language but no. When they’re an adult they’ll wonder why you never taught them your language. They can and will learn the local language in school. They’ll be okay. Produce more bilingual children. They are good for society.

And also, being bilingual helps with executive function. Not all kids have to reach the same language development at the same time as everyone else, it’s okay to have your kid speaking in more complex sentences a month or so later than the “normal” kids.

There are endangered languages on every continent of the world because people teach their children the majority language instead of their native language so I very much doubt that this problem doesn’t exist where you are.

You’ve gotta keep these things alive for the future.

Oh and Alaska is Independent and Hawaii is part of the Oceanic Economic Union.

Midwest Union’s proper name is the United States of Midwest America, and they technically are continuous from the USA

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

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do I have followers? Anyways please send me asks ab 2065!!

Also it should be noted that this ranking does not include minor variations, which are practically too close to target accurately (really fucking sucks not being able to find friends in another timeline btw)

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

He is also surprisingly fond of animal crossing.

I went back in time to 1950 and in a store I found official Hatsune Miku testosterone.

Ah, no, that’s 2059. Close though.

Oh and Alaska is Independent and Hawaii is part of the Oceanic Economic Union.

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I’d like that!

Oh lol this has happened to me once with fucking adventure time. I think they were trying to erase it from the timeline but they failed bc their version was terrible and the play got forgotten. Good thing, too, else I would have never seen the AT-3000 series.