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kinda wanna get railed but in a "i love you where have you been all my life i’m obsessed with you and you belong to me and only me kinda way" you know just the romantic things

i need the mario coins fucked out of me

And the sonic rings while we’re at it

always funny that my mom thought my best friend was a bad influence on me growing up as though i wasn’t in my best friend’s ear during sleepovers at hers like an evil royal vizier. “sire now is the time. while your lady mother sleeps. eight more popsicles could be ours if you strike now”

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

Hi so we’re migrating back here right? 😅

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

weak

*laughs in southern*

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