A Home for Imaginary Friends

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

who the fuck made this post

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

*pushes you up against a locker like a high school bully* I like your shoes Where did you get them  

Every single one of Hillary’s deleted emails is me sending her a neopets referral

I am so tired of this shit

Well damn sis okay I’ll stop sending u the referrals but ur gonna miss out on some fun games and neopoints

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”