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if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

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i think the key difference between george lucasās star wars and disneyās star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because thatās how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation canāt have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when youāre a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you canāt take sides. you canāt decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.
I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and itās finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.
#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40ās adventure serials#but disney are making a āstar wars filmā and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)
it starting to make more sense as to why disney canceled swtcw. like āA SHOW THAT SHOWS CONFLICTING IDEALS BETWEEN PPL AND THE CRUELTY OF WAR??? OH GOD WE CANT SHOW THAT ALL OUR SHOWS MUST HAVE A BLAND LESSON ABT āFRIENDSHIPāā
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De-aging this, de-aging that; no one ever acknowledges that, in a scenario where Shen Qingqiu was de-aged surrounded by all his fellow peak lords, he would find himself surrounded by not only men but the type of rich masters who saw a slave like him as nothing but a plaything to humiliate and spit on at best and a punching bag to torture at worst, just like that wretched Qiu Jianluo; consequently he wouldāto her horrorārun to the only woman in the room, Qi Qingqi.
refreshing ao3 rn feels like when you keep looking in the fridge for food when you know damn well that it's empty
I closed all 54 AO3 tabs I kept open (I made screenshots of the last two I was reading before it went down the first time so that I can find them later). So I threw the metaphorical fridge out of the window

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All the convents are on Saturdays, when I work
Ning Yingying loves her Shizun. She has the privilege of being the person who spends the most time with him, and she takes pride in being able to understand him better than anyone else!
That's why she notices Shizun is lashing out from his own pain.
The pieces of a puzzle came together and formed a picture Ning Yingying didn't like. Shizun often had qi deviations and it was somehow related to his childhood. Shizun didn't just dislike men, he was afraid of men. It's said that Shizun and the Sect Leader had known each other before they had even joined the sect. Shizun was more likely to have qi deviations after the Sect Leader visits him. The Sect Leader liked to send gifts that Shizun called empty apologies.
If a Sect Leader commits a crime, who is it supposed to be reported to? The other Peak Lords did not like Shen Qingqiu. The differences in reputation between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu made it clear who would be believed.
Ning Yingying couldn't think of any other option.
Shen Qingqiu is woken up one night to the urgent message that Ning Yingying, his thirteen-year-old disciple, had attempted to murder the Sect Leader. Ning Yingying is refusing to take a truth potion unless Yue Qingyuan takes it too.
This is basically the plot right?
Oya Manda'lor!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29297484/chapters/71946204
Surely I'm not the only one who canNOT handle seeing Mu Qingfang without his stupid mustache?? I've gotten so used to it in fan art that somehow he always looks so naked without it.
It's a load-bearing moustache
AO3 IS DOWN AGAINNNNN
Right as I got in the bus, and sat down to read
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It's back! I shall survive the commute for one more day!

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AO3 IS DOWN AGAINNNNN
Right as I got in the bus, and sat down to read
(ćd“Г`dć)
Today I'm dm'ing an oneshot, where a rat (jerbeen, but player insists it's a rat) on a unicycle (it's funny, so I allowed it) is party's tank (19 AC on first level)
It's both devastating and funny when a character in fanfic says to their companion "I would never hurt you", or "I would always believe you" or "I would never lie to you", and as a reader you know they did just that in source text. Authors writing that stuff like "Not on my watch."
here is a fun little star wars scenario that has been pinging around inside my head like a screensaver:
so letās say thereās some very zealous, very low-ranking fresh young Imperial officer on duty the day they take the Senator from Alderaan into custody.Ā
and he is very very nervous because a) heās been here for like a week and b) none of that week required him to be in a room with Darth Vader. which he now is. so he is trying to focus very very hard on Doing Everything Exactly According To Protocol, as a means of not focusing on the seven-foot evil wizard standing fifteen feet away.
and part of the protocol for processing new prisoners is to make a new file for them in the prisoner database, and enter all their biographical details and vital statistics and a gene sample and their known associates and the nature of their terrible crimes against the Empire and so on. which he does! very meticulously!
except the computer keeps throwing an error message. the stupid thing keeps beeping at him, this awful grating little noise that makes his shoulders ratchet up tighter and tighter every time it honks at him, and he canāt fix it and Darth Vader is right over thereā
except oh god oh fuck the beeping noise must be annoying Darth Vader, too, because heās coming over here and our poor junior officer is convinced heās going to die before he even lives long enough to send his first paycheck home to his poor widowed mother ā
he stammers out an apology. Vader just stares at him. he swears heāll figure out the problem right away, sir, itās probably a bug in the system, itās just that for some silly reason it keeps saying this gene sample doesnāt match the one on file for the Senator so he canāt get her logged as a new prisoner just yet ā
āDismissed,ā says Vader. the poor kid flees, gratefully.
Vader considers the matter. in fact, his underling was correct: the gene sample, which he saw taken through his very own helmet lenses, does not match the official record of Senator Leia Organa, heir to the throne of Alderaan. so: perhaps the sample on record was falsified. not impossible, but very, very difficult. and ordinarily a crime attempted by the lowly and desperate. he cannot see any need for it, in the daughter of a queen.
another possibility presents itself. Alderaan has no history of using royal doubles, as some worlds do. but Bail Organa has worked closely with royal houses where the practice is long-established. perhaps he was inspired. perhaps the girl they captured is not Leia Organa at all.
Vader runs the gene sample against the shipās database. it is woefully incomplete, of course, containing only a fraction of the Empireās billions of citizens: the shipās own complement, a selection of known criminals and Rebels they might encounter, high-ranking officials whose identity must be confirmed should the Emperor require their presence. unlikely that this girl, whoever she is, would have a record here, or even a partial matchā
the computer beeps at him. itās a cheerful beep, this time, not the error message that stymied the junior officer. the computer reports that the gene sample is a partial match for Pooja Naberrie, the Senator from Naboo. they are, with eighty-nine percent probability, first cousins.
and Vader just. kind of stands there. for a minute.
when he goes to Leiaās cell, thereās no interrogation droid with him. he goes in. he shuts the door behind him. he stands there, silent, for frankly a worryingly long time, until Leia has run through her entire stockpile ofĀ āhow dare you, Iām a member of the Senate on a humanitarian missionā and āwhatever you want, you canāt possibly think I would be of any helpā and āwell, if youāre going to interrogate me, get on with it alreadyā and āare you even listening to me?ā andĀ falls silent herself.Ā
Vader has been listening to her. he has also been listening to the Force, which seems to think that sheās not lying. obviously the humanitarian mission part is bullshit, that goes without saying. but the āIām Senator Leia Organaā parts and the āI wonāt help youā parts? yeah. he searched his feelings. he knows them to be true. the Force is singing in his head, bright and clear, in a way it hasnāt for nearly twenty years.
thereās still Tarkin to deal with, though. Vader turns and leaves the cell without a word.
Tarkin wants to blow up Alderaan. this is unacceptable, obviously, and Vader forbids it on the grounds that the Queen and the Viceroy possess vital intelligence, not disclosed to their daughter, that must be acquired. said intelligence being, not that heās saying this out loud, how the fuck Bail got his hands on his daughter, and who else knows about it.
āthe fate of the galaxy rests on it,ā is what he does say out loud. from the way the Force harmonizes with his words, that might even be true.
so the Death Star just. parks there. in an incredibly threatening orbit around the planet. they issue a demand that the Organas surrender themselves, or else, but apparently the happy couple just left for a low-tech weekend retreat in the mountains, what awful timing, theyāre sending someone to fetch them right away. Vader shuts himself up in his quarters, to seethe and watch the surveillance feed from Leiaās cell. heās not really paying attention to much else.Ā
and itās not like a random freighter getting tractored in for being an incredibly obvious smuggling vessel is the kind of thing youād alert Darth Vader over, anyway.Ā
so heās still sitting there, one great big thought filling up his whole entire head, watching Leia take a frustration nap, when her cell door opens.Ā
and a trooper comes in.
and the trooper takes off his helmet.
and he says, āIām Luke Skywalker. Iām here to rescue you.ā
(continued here)
jurassic park but star wars and mythosaurs
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Oh my god tho
You're so right

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[I react as I read: I'm currently reading svsss chapter five (Bai Lu)]
I didn't expect system hibernation mode. "If you require service, please help yourself," reminds me of every interaction with any kind of helpdesk in my entire life;
Corner-of-mouth whispered conversation about whatever or not to allow Gongyi Xiao to accompany them in their endeavour;
I'm... having feelings about that, okay?!;
There are a lot of cartoonish moments here;
Shen Qingqiu is missing his discipline again ā longing never ends, it seems. No rest for wicked? Nah, no rest for SQQ's grief;
Reading stuff in my second language means that sometimes I need to pause, and quickly google "pincer attack";
That's a deep puddle. How exactly is all that dew collected?;
Single talisman turning into a stack, it sounds kinda cool;
Snake?
...man-snake?
"grotesque," "deformed specimen or crossbreed," "Punishment from the heavens,"
I, too, would be irritated;
Compassion? In this world? With SQQ it's apparently possible.
"Then that means this creature has never done anything malicious. There's no need to exterminate it. Moreover, all it's ever done has been to drink the dew water in this cave. We were the ones who intruded and disturbed it,"
Yes SQQ! Say no to murder-hoboing tendencies prevalent in fantasy settings! ;
(...by gods. Am I turning into one of SQQ's simps? Is it contagious? Did I spend too much time on tumblr? I shouldn't have followed that one "shizunfucker" who sings shen yuan's praises all day) (I blame them) (and am willing to say it to their face, later, if I remember to);
Noo, SQQ is missing his discipline again. Denial is not just a river, but everyone around has eyes;
I am here for those moments;