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Ha!....spider baby 😊

@offbeatawkward

This is how parents should react to their child coming out

@anitsyn

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

me @ myself: don’t u get your hopes up ok also me: *gets my hopes up*

This happens to me and I break my own heart 90% of the time

do it!

Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart

Absolutely beautiful. 

Very cool man

As a public service to anyone offended by the Harriet Tubman $20 bills, I am willing to accept your unwanted $20 bills, and I will ensure that they are properly disposed of. This offer is open indefinitely, and any amount of $20 bills will be accepted. Thank you.

Here’s a fun idea: don’t ask someone with multiple, straight line, uniform scars how they got them. It’s pretty obvious what they’re from. Just be quiet. Thanks. This has been a PSA

Boost this.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I love this

Imma slip in fall in that bih cuz I KNOW they got money…

Let's be honest....I would take one for the team on this one strictly because those are some fancy ass signs

@offbeatawkward @cryptcuddler