Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table

Fuck your over-the-bed fiber art. 

Fuck your teepee.

Fuck your stump on wheels. 

Fuck your fiddle leaf fig.

Fuck your bookshelf with all of the spines facing in.

Fuck your framed chalkboard ambivalence, antlers, globe, tiny flag garland, and your light fixture covered in pages from a book.

Fuck your fabric pendant lamp.

Fuck your cinder block side table. 

Fuck your helmet grid.

Fuck your blue book stack on the floor with a blue trophy on top.

Fuck your round mirror hanging from a leather strap. 

Fuck your swing.

Fuck your branch clothing rack.

Fuck your charmingly eclectic, sparsely populated shelves.

Fuck your fireplace full of black case.

Fuck your mood board.

Fuck your footwear as decor.