Incorrect Fandom Quotes

Claudia: Why must we all live in this world in which we all suffer an-

Sorren: Wow! My hair is SO CUTE today! Like look!

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Lotor: *Coughs*

Hunk: *Holds out his hand* Here, do you want a cough drop?

Lotor: What flavor?

Hunk: Honey-

Lotor: *sLAPS it out of Hunk’s hand* HONEY FLAVORED IS DOODOO

Lance: *Is on the floor laughing*

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Song: "Milly Rockin in reverse"

Keith, trying to hard to be cool and fit in: *LITERALLY MILLY ROCKS IN REVERSE*

Lance: That was the stupidest thing, but marry me now.

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Adam: Shiro could step on me and I wouldn't care.

Adam's friend: Adam no-

Adam: He could literally step on me and I would be like 'Oh my god guys look it's Takashi. He's so amazing.'

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Keith, returning to Earth and the Galaxy Garrison: Wow, I can’t believe they left my personal hell open just for me

Iverson: *Walks by*

Keith: Look, there goes the Devil right now!

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Pidge: *Reading papers and typing on a computer*

Lance: what a nERD

Keith: Nerd town is that way! *Points left*

Lance: Nerd town is that a-way

Pidge: You already said th-

Lance: NERD TOWN IS THAT WAY

Hunk: *popping up out of nowhere* Guys be nice to her. I know you're joking and all but still.

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Keith, bursting into Lance’s room: I HAVE MADE A REVOLUTIONARY DISCOVERY

Lance: What??

Keith: THE COTTEN EYED JOE DANCE FITS WITH ALMOST EVERY UPBEAT SONG IF YOU JUST CHANGE THE SPEED

Lance: KEITH NO-

Keith, already putting on a cowboy hat: I AM TESTING THIS MORE

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Steven: Oh no I dropped my ice cream :(

Connie: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

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Lance: shIRO LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN

Hunk: Leave him alone he's been through a lot.

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Spiderman and Deadpool watching Moana:

Deadpool, talking about Te Fiti: She looks like a giant broccoli.

Spiderman, choking on his juice box: oh- OH MY GOD

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Mercy: Whenever guys hit me up I send them the ugliest picture I have of me, so they never text me back.

Parah: Oh My God that's actually a really good idea. I'm going to do that.

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Keith: Hickory dickory dockery day your Mom is now a super gay

Lance: *Offended gasp*

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Shiro: *Puts a kid's Thomas The Train chair in the hot tub and sits on it, almost breaking it*

Shiro: I fucking hate my life

Shiro: *Rolls off the chair into the hot tub*

Lance: *YEETS the chair into the big pool*

Keith: *W H E E Z E S*

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Clint: GUYS I MADE A NEW SIGN

Natasha: Cool, let me see

*The sign says "KNOCK HOES"*

Natasha: cLINT-

Tony: *W H E E Z E*

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*Thanos Arrives*

Peter Q, while laughing: It's John Thamos!

Tony: Don't you mean John Stamos?

Drax: Nope. He means John Stamos and Thanos mixed together.

Peter Q, pointing to his eye: Dude just imagine it. It's making me start to cry from laughing.

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Lance, walking into class after lunch: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME

Hunk: *Points at Lance* I KNOW YOU CARE

Pidge, from the other side of class: JUST SHOUT WHENEVER

Keith: *Slides up next to Lance* AND I'LL BE THERE

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Bucky: Doktor yaichnik tolstyy~

Steve: Awe, Buck... What does that mean?

Bucky: DOCTOR EGGMAN IS THICK

Tony, who clearly taught Bucky this:*WHEEZE*

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That was Google Translate Russian so I'm so sorry if it's wrong, blame Google 😂