This is what I like

absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog

grind

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

big fuck you to every single person who said we were overreacting in 2016.

Honorable mention to people who said that clinton would have been the same...

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

absolutely broke me

what if we kissed on the broom (and we’re both cats)

They were broom-mates?

Oh my god, they were broom-mates

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it